anxietyproblem:

sociallyawkward18:

grandpaq:

1000watttwat:

tarynel:

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

The perfect use of this damn gif 😂😂😂😂

the-sunshine-cult:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Music is just wiggling air

don’t do this. don’t do this to me today.

fortooate:

ollivander:

somesleeze:

spookyjupiter:

don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return

It’s called creating jobs

actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’

*pours box of cornflakes directly onto the floor of Aisle 7* it’s called creating jobs sweetie ;)

top-lil:

vivairi:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2012: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Or….just….turn your assignments in on time

also a valid strategy

aumeryrose:

open and honest communication, genuine effort to understand someone else’s perspective, love and affection,

hypnus:

maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die

starfleetrambo:

922703:

thotzekage:

thotzekage:

thotzekage:

thotzekage:

thotzekage:

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

I submitted my application and resume

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

reblog for good luck

just-shower-thoughts:

Depression is like a background app that drains your battery

studyhoja:

Don’t compare your academic progress to that of anybody else’s. We were all made differently and we all learn differently. Just because you have a B and they have an A in biology does not mean that you’re not working hard enough or that you’re not smart enough. As long as you are doing the best that you can possibly do, then you are successful!

riffatmatinpoetry:

“There is no need for me to be envious of someone else doing well. I know eventually my time will come too.”

— Affirmation of the day.